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Now known as "The Saint of Flight 226" this man (who chose to remain anonymous) said he felt compelled to assist his fellow passengers who succumbed to the fear and terror of extreme turbulence on Denver to Baltimore Frontier Flight 226 on 10/25/19.

"Everyone calm down! Everything's gonna be alright! The worst that can happen is we all die, right?" He shouted encouragingly. 

Not everyone appreciated his "help". One passenger complained that he was contributing to the mayhem.

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